I'm starting to think the economy is really taking a down turn when even fortune cookies are trying to drive up sales by spouting things like this :
"You hunger for the finer things."
"Your fortune said you need to make a donation. Give it to the chef."
"You love Chinese food."
"Your fortune said you need to make a donation. Give it to the chef."
"You love Chinese food."
"Cooking is easy. Tasting good is hard. That's why you order takeout."
-Are these fortune cookies or propaganda? Lucky for me, Tayne is more interested in the lucky numbers than the fortunes, but all the same maybe I need to find a less suggestive dessert.
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